This door is alarmed.

Don't expect any consistencies on this thing. Basically anything that I'm obsessing over/makes me snort magestically at 3am.

Say hi, and I'll try to be as socially normal as possible.

rollingpenny:

fenrir-kin:

tharook:

So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

took me a second to get it

onamelancholyhill:

devdevnumnums:

madlori:

This guy.

I’m calling it now.

I see great things ahead for this guy.

#acting.

I cannot stop reblogging this.

kiggor:

Disabled goldfish gets harness to help her stay afloat

“I’ll marry a person who knows how I take my
tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.”

— (via suchvodka)
givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

vgfm:

interruptingpanda:

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??


Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

vgfm:

interruptingpanda:

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??

Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

tapdancerprobs:

Thanks, kelseylovesreba!
smitethepatriarchy:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

smitethepatriarchy:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

getthisoff:

GARLIC BREAD

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thesmokingwolf:

Martin Freeman in the "Over The Hill" behind the Scenes